The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm
For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday. The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated. Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life. Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all. We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken. So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign… You’re in the right place.
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Thursday Apr 17, 2025
Thursday Apr 17, 2025
Welcome to The Cosmic Eye Roll — where neurodivergent moms get real about medical gaslighting, mental health, motherhood, spirituality, and all the messy magic in between. We’re here to validate the invalidated, laugh through the chaos, and maybe drop a few f-bombs along the way.
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Welcome to The Cosmic Eye Roll — where neurodivergent moms Moon and Mystic get real about the chaos, clarity, and cosmic nonsense of everyday life. In this intro episode, we’re laying it all out: who we are, why this podcast exists, and what you can expect from the journey ahead. If you’ve ever been gaslit, misunderstood, or spiritually side-eyed… you’re in the right place. Come laugh, cry, and validate the hell out of yourself with us.
Friday May 02, 2025
Friday May 02, 2025
Mental Health is not a joke that people take lightly. Here at the Cosmic Eye Roll, we touch certain topics before deep diving into a whole series surrounding it.
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Friday May 02, 2025
Friday May 02, 2025
We cracked open our spiritual closets and found sage, salt, and a few skeletons. From Witchy 101 to “Wait, was that a sign?”, we talk about our spiritual upbringings, how we unlearned the cringe, and what cosmic chaos looks like now.
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Saturday May 10, 2025
Saturday May 10, 2025
Parenting is chaos, clarity, and caffeine all wrapped in a never-ending to-do list. In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the wild world of parenting — the real, the raw, and the ridiculous. From tantrums to triumphs and everything in between, we’re here to validate your struggles and share our own. Whether you’re crushing it or just trying to survive, this one’s for you.
Sunday May 11, 2025
Sunday May 11, 2025
Sometimes you just need to let it all out — the frustrations, the rants, the cosmic chaos that life throws your way. Welcome to Part 1 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session, where we’re not here to sugarcoat a thing. We’re rolling our eyes, spilling the tea, and saying what most people are too polite to admit. Got stress? Same. Let’s talk about it.
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Sunday May 11, 2025
Sunday May 11, 2025
In this episode, Moon covers her own medical trauma. This episode has TRIGGER WARNINGS for those sensitive to medical trauma nature. She discusses the medical trauma she's suffered with throughout the course of her life.
When listening: Please be cautious and be kind to yourself. If you can't listen to this, it's okay. If you do listen, heed the trigger warnings. Take care of yourself. We are doing this to let you know we see you, we hear you, and you are validated. Stay safe and kind to yourself.
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Wednesday May 14, 2025
Wednesday May 14, 2025
You thought we were done? Not even close. Part 2 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session is here — and we’re going even deeper. More rants, more raw honesty, and maybe even a touch of healing through laughter. Life’s absurd, and we’re leaning all the way in. Join us for another round of cosmic catharsis.
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Wednesday May 14, 2025
Wednesday May 14, 2025
In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the complex world of family — the ones we’re born into and the ones we choose. Join us as we explore the beauty, chaos, and healing found in chosen families, while also unpacking the weight and expectations that often come with blood relatives. Whether you’re navigating boundaries, celebrating soul connections, or questioning loyalty, this episode has something for you.
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Monday May 19, 2025
Monday May 19, 2025
In this episode, we’re diving into the vibrant world of neurodiversity, exploring the many flavors of neurospicy diagnoses — from ADHD and autism to sensory processing differences and beyond. We share our personal experiences, debunk myths, and embrace the quirks that make us who we are. Whether you’re proudly neurospicy yourself or want to learn more, this episode is a candid, compassionate, and sometimes comical journey through the spectrum of neurodivergence.
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