The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm
For the misdiagnosed, the mystic, the misunderstood, and the moms just trying to make it through Monday. The Cosmic Eye Roll is a podcast for the beautifully burned out, spiritually sassy, and chronically invalidated. Hosted by two neurodivergent mothers raising neurodivergent kids, we explore the messy intersections of mental health, medical gaslighting, spirituality, divination, creative expression, and the absurdity of everyday life. Whether we’re venting, validating, or vibing out, we bring you raw conversations, witchy wisdom, hilarious meltdowns, and the occasional deep sigh that says it all. We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to remind you that you were never broken. So, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while asking the universe for a sign… You’re in the right place.
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Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
In this cosmic vent session, we’re letting it all out — the chaos, the complexities, and the unexpected heartaches of parenting. From navigating the unspoken rules of step-parenting to the everyday overwhelm of raising small humans (or big ones), we're peeling back the curtain on the moments that make you question your sanity and your strength. This one’s for every parent, bonus parent, caregiver, and soul who's ever felt like they're flying blind through a storm of expectations. It's raw, it's real, and it's served with a cosmic eye roll and a little love from the void.
If you have a story to tell or want to share your experiences, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Step into the sacred sass zone where we break down what you think you know about witchy basics — and what actually matters when it comes to spiritual protection and practice. From energetic shields and veil-thinning to the non-negotiables of doing your own damn research, we’re pulling back the curtain (and maybe burning a little incense while we do). Whether you’re new to this or just need a cosmic recalibration, Moon and Mystic are here to lovingly roast the TikTok trends and remind you: intuition is powerful, but knowledge is protection.
If you have your own story or experience you want to tell, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header